Hey, got a sec? So, apparently, nobody I've sent to deal with the recent pirate problem has come back alive. After five or six attempts I thought, "what if I sent a machine instead?" Turns out, scimitars double as screwdrivers in a pinch, and before I could redirect it home, it was already in pieces and scattered across their camp! I need those parts back, and since this is a quick little retrieval mission, I'd wager your odds for survival are MUCH higher than the others. Whaddya say?