Hey! You! You have to help me! I was just out exploring the jungle when, all of a sudden, I was ambushed by these maniacs! I don't know what they plan to do with me, but I've heard talk of tigers and headshrinkers, and I don't want part in either! I don't know how, but you have to get me out of here! Please! A key to this cage, a disguise to sneak out, something! Anything!