<Fenwick struggles to rock back and forth and gain some swaying motion.> Hey! Hey you! Grab a stick and see if you can reach me, please? I've been stuck here so long my suspenders are chafing! I've got good things--GREAT things--to share with you! Fenwick Togglespring never gives false promises! It's my rusty brother back at the launch pad who clearly miscalculated a few things in our rocket launch capabilities! He's mister false promises! <Fenwick fails to grab an object out of reach.>